I know it's a stereotype – the gay man who goes lady gaga over the tough guy, the hypermasculine man, the big man, the big chested man, the rugged dangerous type of man who treats a feminine man like me like shit and walsk all over their poor little hearts.

I can;t help it, I'm just wired that way, when I see a supermasculine man I get weak in the knees and every instinct in me says "SUCK HIS DICK!"

Like this guy – tell me he isn't TOTALLY SUCKWORTHY!

OMG look at him he can fix my car! All I have to do is suck his cock until he is big and hard, then put a little spit in my bottom and let him BANG THE LIVING HELL out of me bent over his car hood!

I wish he looked meaner, don;t you? like he could just as soon smack me as let me suck his big dick? OH FUCK I just want to do whatever he says, if only he would let me sleep on his floor.

Oh god, send me a bear this weekend, makehim a surly bear, who wont put up with any shit from me, who only wanst to use me and make me make him dinner – OH JESUS YES!

Women are so STUPID! they dont know how to serve a real man like I do!